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At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09. This will never happen again

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.


The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
↓↨↓↑→←∟↔ ☻☻☻☺☺活。 笑。 愛。

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.


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1989 Email eclipsed all other forms including snail mail for communications
2007 170 billion emails a day -- Thats 2 million every second, 70% are spam and viruses

1988 Tamagotchi virtual pet
1989 Furbie First automous pet 4xs the prossessor power than the apollo moon lander

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* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always wear stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.



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♥ si vous parlez le français faites-moi savoir
♥ dacă tu speak român , oprire by şi say bună la spre eu
♥ Booyah New Orleans,yeah i KNOW technically its NOT another language but...

Zany systems programmer

Nickname: Rob or Puma

Date of birth: March 15th, Jurassic period!
Yes I could be your daddy! 50 something!

Birthplace: San Francisco, Ca

Nationality: American
Locations Lived: CA, FL, TX, Okinawa, JA., IL ,SC,MO, MS, LA ,CO,NY
Places visited: Canada,Romania, Russia and Ukraine, Japan,
Korea, Philippines, Hawaii, England, Germany, Mexico, Pueto Rico,Syria,Italy,...

TX and Okinawa, are from air force, law enforcement K9
PR and Hawaii in search of humpback whales - as in swimming with


Degrees: MIS, Computer Science, Computer Technology, and Criminal Justice
Organizations: National Honor Society, Alpha Signa Capa,DPMA

Job: Free Lance Systems Integrator and programmer

Car: 1999 Black Honda 2 door Hatchback

Favorite movies: "Watchmen","Matrix3","Con tact","Serendipity"

Favorite TV shows: "Mash", "Star Trek old series", and "Seinfield", and of course:House, MD

Favorite Current music group/singer: Rihanna-Disturbia, Take a bow, Unfaithful
Some other current favorites(and YES i realize its kinda bubble gum and MUCH too young for me but its what i like)!
♫Coors - Bachelor Girl British Artist
♫James Taylor - Up On the Roof
♫Daniel Powter - You Had a Bad Day
♫Fergie - Fergalicious
♫Jordin Sparks - 1 step at a time, No air
♫Hitch Soundtrack - Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On
♫Insync - This I Promise You
♫Kate Bush Deeper Understandin
♫Katie Perry - I kissed a girl
♫Kelly Clarkson - Miss Independent
♫KT Tunstall - Black Horse and the Cherry Tree - You're Not The One For Me
♫Leona Lewis - Better In Time (American Idol, guys discovery)
♫Linkin Park - What I've Done.
♫Rihanna-Disturbia, Take a bow, Unfaithful
♫Usher - Yeah
♫Thunder. - Boys Like Girls
♫Zero Seven - In the Waiting Line
♫Madonna Ft Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes (Prod. Timbaland-2008)

Favorite Personal Quotes:
"10 Words or Less" - Joseph R. Kelso
"The road to hell is paved with Good intentions" -Samuel Johnson -sort of!
http://www.samueljohnson.com/road.html
"Damm Gina" - Nanette Wilson
"Do it, Do it now!" - Unknown
"Always ask the What, How, who, why of anything" - Rex Reynolds
"Never say, we can't do a thing, just that it will cost more" - Rex Reynolds
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the
difference between a lightening bug and lightening -- Samuel Clemings AKA Mark Twain


Oh yes those last pictures are my daughter, Teresa who lives with her mom in Seattle and visits me in the summer!

my websites:

My Retro t-shirts
www.kewlshirts.com
I sell t-shirts so if you are a chic, and want free t-shirts in exchange for a using a picture on my site, PLEASE let me know!

Home of jokeTrak, jogTrak, etc.
www.e-omnisoft.com -- coming soon!

My personal page:
http://youniverse.com/me/omnisoft

My WebSite:
http://www.omnisoft.net/

My seti@home profile
http://setiathome.berkeley.edu/view_profile.php?us erid=16146

My Work Resume:
http://www.scguild.com/Resume/9518R.html

Favorite comfort foods - levels of complexity to die for:
new orleans
mothers - the fergie with debre, 13 hour simmered gravy OMG
ninos - SLIM shrimp aglio linguini and mushroom dish
roast beef poor bos, roast "beasts"
japenero fritters
Cafe du - Monde beignets and coffee
mancakes - fluffy flapjaps
Deanies cauldrins of crawfish, bbq GIANT buttery(compound butter) bath of seasonings and shrimp
Louises -- the holy grail of breakfastes behemouth biscusits and huge bad-ass omlet



Interests & Hobbies
Astronomy, Astro-photography, Diving, TKD 4th degree/3rd Degree
Okanowaian Shorin Ryu, Suba Diving 100 or so dives,Model Rockets, Flying Kites, RC gliders, whales as in diving with, haha,
traveling, New York!

Yes that is a 10" diameter Meade LX200 TELEscope
http://myweb.accessus.net/~090/lx200.html
Some advise about buying or thinking about buying a scope
Don't
The best lentinus test to determine if you are a scope person, is spend many, many nights, for 1-5 hours, in the cold, with a lawn chair, regardless of whether there are others, regardless of how cold you get, and even when others go home, just looking "naked eye" is enough for you to stay. But someone has to teach you star hoping first!


Lotus Totus - Modified, prioritized, edited, and personalized by my
life experiences

* Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
* When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
* Believe in love at first sight.
* Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
* Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
* When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
* Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
* Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
* Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
* Talk slowly but think quickly.
* When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
* Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
* Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
* When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
* Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
* Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. If you do go back & fix it - NOW
* When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
* Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
* Spend some time alone.
* your time is your most valuable resource, spend it wisely.

For vSP
* Do not dismiss time you spend on any problem as wasted. Consider it an investment in greatness.


Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.