Kole Maravilla
Age 19, Male, United States, Up for grabs, Looking for Girls for Friends, Something casual, Low-key dating
About him
I live a full and exciting life. Fulfilling? Sometimes. Worth it? We'll find out. Do i do bad things? Probably. Am i still a good person? Bullshit question. Morality is all based on arbitrary definitions of a judeo-christian form; even the Scientific basis for truth and definitions of nature (and thus natural law) are taken from the old testament ("the truth shall make you free" - John 8:31) so "good" and "evil" are all aligned on individual perspective. Would a Satanist not think that his cause shall be the greatest good, while a Christian, the opposite? So i say that i am neither good nor evil, nor neutral, yet i am at the same time all of the above and so much more.but if you want to go by the CLASSICAL definition of "good," then no. I am most certainly not good.
I'm like chaotic neutral. Sometimes lawful evil, if someone pisses me off. Do I have any regrets? Never.
The secret to my power is Google. Seriously. Fucking google it. Install the google toolbar in your browser. Consider installing it twice. Don't hesitate to use quotation marks, alternate spellings, or sludging through countless pages of materials. For some reason, i've become everyone's go-to-guy for finding shit on the net, and i don't know why. It's not as hard as it might seem. And, with a bit of practice you could be as good as me in the ways of google-mastery.
It's a tool.
Use it.
I don't really like working in groups, but if i absolutely have to (creating and maintaining friendships is a perfect example of just such a scenario) i don't hate anything more than putting in unreciprocated effort, but for whatever reason, i do. I think that's part of the reason that i'm so "frustrated" all the time, is that only a small handful of my friendships are anything more than one-sided.
So fuck that. I'm not dealing with that shit anymore.
Oh, and i just found out that i PROBABLY have Asperger's syndrome. It's a type of Autism, but the symptoms are pretty much consistent with the paragraph just above this one, so... yeah, that's that.
I want a magic bus that is amphibious and runs on the tears of my enemies.
I also enjoy Andrew Jackson. Greatest man to serve as president of the United States.
His interests
If you anagram-ize my full name, it's "Evil Matriarchal Ska Lion."Coincedence?
No.
Not at all.
Being BRUTAL, long-boarding, being politically outspoken. fuck that, being generally outspoken, not caring about other people's bullshit, Murderfighting, being narcissistic, and generally not caring about anything that isn't me or mine. Not to worry, though, that includes MY friends. I'm like a opossum... I'll play dead and hope you go away, but if you persist, i'll sink my fuckin' teeth in and never let go til you cut my head off.
Uh, metaphorically speaking.
