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My life is just too fabulous for words really.

But i will tell you that I sometimes like ordering really, really, ridiculously long named coffees, just for fun.

Being fabulous!

The famous Very Gorgeous Reverend and chairman of smut, Sir Dave 3rd wrote me a poem to prove it:
There once was a girl called ...
Who would never wear clothes that looked pretty drab
She'd be covered in colour
And make all the boys shudder
Because every day she always looked fab.

Any more poem suggestions are more than welcome! If you're lucky enough i might even put them on my profile!